There's a new phone texting service called...really..."Fake Girlfriend".
It's for those guys who apparently are embarrassed that women aren't texting them sweet nothings.
Yes, now you can carry on a non-existent relationship...with the help of technology.
Add "fake girlfriends" number to your phone and text whatever you'd like. She'll respond with a series of loving messages.
Every time you talk to her, she responds, and you can tell your friends you've got a great new girl. You can imagine how that goes over with real women.