This is really your average crime news story...
A Madison, Wisconsin man with is in jail after police said he violated his bail conditions from a previous run-in with the law. But wait until you hear the guy's name.
Meet thirty-year-old Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop.
He is tentatively charged with carrying a concealed knife, possession of drug paraphernalia, possession of marijuana and a probation violation after his arrest Thursday.
He remained in jail as of Sunday. Jail records don't list a bail amount or an attorney for him.
Court records show his previous name was Jeffrey Drew Wilschke, and he legally changed it to Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop in October.