Private Thyne Reporting for Duty

My name is PVT JacksonThyne. I am up by 0600 and ready to go. By 0700 it's time for chow. You don't get anywhere in this world by sleeping in. My daddy says the Army is the life for me. Three square meals a day for which you don't pay. I take my health very seriously. I run at least three miles a day. My mom says I never stop moving. I work out with my dad when ever possible. Today he was trying to get into shape for a PT test. So I was doing my part and helping him out. I bug him (I mean help) him out when ever I can. I like it best when he uses me to build up his big guns (daddy's word for biceps) He can't work out without me unless I am hitting the racks. I am going to keep helping my dad get in shape for his PT tests throughout 2009. It's the least i can do.

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